16666.) once i was dancing around in bootie shorts...
(via blogsecret) yeah…this is going to happen to me…
16162.) I don't see why prostitution is illegal.
(via blogsecret) Ryan, did you write this…? Haha. Hey Tumblr, the group I went to prom with actually discussed this topic in detail. As did my AP English class. I should totally write a satirical novel about this. AHH. EPIPHANY.
Oh this research paper is filling me with so much...
Let me take a few moments to thank the world for Margaret Atwood and the inspiration she gives me and the wonderful things she has to say. Oh my god. Go read The Handmaid’s Tale.
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funambulism: offyougoapparently: squintyoureyes | fujiidom GRADE SCHOOL + FAVORITE SOFT DRINK COEBURN LEMONADE. ST. JOHN CATHOLIC … FRESCA? VALLEY VISTA STEWART’S CREAM SODA perfection. Manley Sprite. Um. Oh Abby that one is AMAZING.
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. I wanna go try it. Who’s ready for my next story?
I live in such a dream world that sometimes I have to tape up paintynotes of...– paintyhands.com (via idlewildsouth) (via rainysanctuary)