I hadn’t even had sex yet! Like, not at all!– I was thinking about this today and how this is TOTALLY THE QUOTE OF THE YEAR. I love it so much. (via erubescens) silversoul: Hey I know who said this. I know her pretty well. Like, she looks just like me. And thinks like me. And is me. WHAT. The quotes of womanfests are magic.
I am having a weird day.
contemplating things drinking too much chai having the whole apartment to myself for like the first time ever conflicting thoughts waiting wondering why this Poe short story is so fucking weird being confused wearing my cloud shirt i forgot to pre-order my Avenue Q tickets AGAIN
Forgiveness is a choice. It is not a feeling, but an act of the will. As Neil...– Wild at Heart (via momlovesherkids)
I just got a dirty chai for the first time ever.
There is not enough espresso in this. One shot is not enough. I can not taste it. My body is immune to small amounts of espresso. I NEED MOAR.
It's time to eat peanut butter straight from the...
in my warm comfy bed.
I am ashamed of this town because it contains two...
Why the fuck did they have a llama. It’s Tennessee. Who has a llama. Where can I get one. Why would you hurt a llama. Llamas are fucking awesome. Why did these people have a llama??
At Koenji Station, Tengo boarded the Chuo Line inbound rapid-service train. The...– The first paragraph of Haruki Murakami’s “Town of Cats,” published in this week’s issue. (via newyorker) silversoul: I read his short story “Honey Pie” last week…..this story seems to be better than “Honey Pie.” I must say I did not enjoy “Honey Pie.”
I JUST SAW THE TEASER FOR BRAVE.
erubescens: And I thought of Emily with her red curly hair and being an independent woman and such. YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO BADASS
One of my best friends is going to wind up in...
erubescens: I can feel it in my bones. I KNOW WHO IT IS.
While my computer was installing software, the bed...
And that’s all I have to say about that because I liked it.
A Drunken Text Conversation
Friend: I'm totally drunk right now and I thought you should know...
Me: FRIEND'S NAME. Where are you?
Friend: At my dorm and we are playing apples to apples.
Friend: I may have drunk too much for my weight bbuuut i amonst friends
Me: Well that's good! I hope you're having a good time! Don't you go and have sex now though! No sex for Friend's Name!
Friend: YOU AREN'T THE BOSS OF ME
To make the Doe patronus in Deathly Hallows, they...
riddlemetom: That is awesome.
You do care. You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with...– Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling (via quote-book)
Fez: Sometimes when I'm alone, I just love to cuddle...
me: i have to pee