March 2012
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So one of my friends seriously has a problem with...
She always says things like, “Oh, in the heat of the moment it’s just so difficult, it’s such a mood-breaker.”
And I’m just like, GETTING PREGNANT IS A MOOD-BREAKER.
And she seriously has unprotected sex all the time and usually doesn’t care.
Unless her period’s late. Then she’s all stressed out and we have to comfort her.
And I’m just kind...
February 2012
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
I love following Earth Fare on facebook.
They post pictures all the time.
All the guys that work there are cute hipsters.
I need to work there.
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
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So I'm reading The Fault in Our Stars
and I just realized that Hazel has the same kind of cancer that my grandmother had
and I didn’t expect it to hit me this way
but I just read a scene where she’s in the hospital with water in her lungs
and dear god do I remember that
and maybe it was just too vivid of a memory
but I had a minor breakdown.
And now I must continue.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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“”So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he...”
– Dead Poets Society (via eyesturntoglass)
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“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal,...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
silversoul: There are some things that make me feel less alone. And this is one of them.
IT'S TIME FOR ONE OF MY TEMPORARY 60S HIPPIE...
THAT I WON’T ADMIT I BOUGHT TODAY
OK
Persons against the Personhood Act in Oklahoma →
teasymcgee:
obscenegestur:
You all better freaking reblog the shit out of this, or I’ll be mad at you forever.
Everyone everywhere should be against this.
Rumor has it scary ballet lady is teaching today.
Which is why I’m rewarding myself with Panera tonight.
Yes. Panera. All alone with some homework.
Mmm, relaxing.
Ok I'm gonna do a photo challenge.
Starting now.
I want to do a 30 day challenge of some sort.
WHERE CAN I FIND SOME.
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No. It's February.
Close the fucking window. Turn the fucking air conditioning off.
You are not the only one that lives here.
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