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Emily watches part of a weird movie on Netflix called “Good Dick” then she takes a break, gets some lemonade. She’ll go back and finish that movie later. She’s sad that she finished her friends with benefits sitcom and she’s also really angsty so now she’s going to watch No Strings Attached again because for some reason that’s her go-to romantic...
Um why would SYTYCD start on a Thursday
and then continue on Wednesdays I DIDN’T FUCKING KNOW THIS THE EPISODES ON THE WEBSITE WON’T WORK I am not happy.
By not trying to [top it]. By being smaller. More personal, more painful. By...– Joss Whedon on what he would do if he were to direct the sequel to The Avengers (via emilyisobsessed)
I have to bake something tonight. I seriously have to. Also I have a lot of angst right now. Just…..angst.
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Me: I saw that already
rural-juror: here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe Reblogging because this is Abby
THIS STUPID SHOW ON NETFLIX
I LOVE IT SO MUCH
Maybe we got a little too excited
Maybe it’s never too late
Just to lay this out again so it's completely...
erubescens: Emily is awesome because she has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,017 points. Douchebag of an asshole sucks butt because he has - 3,623,984,593,876,436 points. God I love my friends
how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
My sweater shorts came in the mail
and they are perfection
I’m an emotional person—I feel things, and I need to be able to get upset and to...– Felicity (via wrists)
I watched the Reichenbach Fall a few days beforehand … And we all just thought...– Steven Moffat (x)
If you see a fairy ring In a field of grass, Very lightly step around, Tiptoe...– William Shakespeare (via shawofdestiny)
Oh no I'm the narrator
I'm watching a show on Netflix called Friends with...
because it seems like a good idea
Whenever I'm slightly upset I like to drive.
It really helps me for some reason. I don’t know. And I always end up driving pointless places. Like Walmart. Or a gas station nowhere near my house.
Once I was having a hard time with this paper.
And my best friend Elizabeth made things better. “I AM HERE. EMILY YOU ARE AWESOME. YOU WRITE THAT FUCKING PAPER. THAT PAPER IS YOUR BITCH. AND BITCHES AINT SHIT, SO THEY NEED TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN. GO HOME, PAPER. YOU ARE EMILY’S BITCH. AND YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE FUCKED IN THE ASS BY EMILY.” And I just found it again and it made me happy.
I am officially teaching ballet this summer.
Like for money and stuff. Like, this is my first real job. I mean, I hope I’m qualified enough. I’ll be teaching children. But not too young. Like old enough that if I yell they listen to me. Which is nice. I’ve been dancing for a long time and I have a lot of experience in other things like theater and I’ve been at Dancers Studio for two years now and I’ve gained...
Leave me alone.
It’s not my job to cheer you up anymore. I’m sorry you’re unhappy there. You had a pretty good time a while back convincing me how happy you are without me. So I don’t want to fucking hear it.
So I actually feel stupid
when I think about my past relationships…. rather than sad. Um is that better?
guildedclassic replied to your post: guildedclassic replied to your post: My mom and I… Because my immune system says, “Oi, Why you no be sick in long time? Ok we fix.” BAM weird coughing up mucus can’t breathe shit. NO FUN. EWWWW. Well you need to get better soon because we need to have lots of girls nights before you go off to your job.
No, wrong boy