June 2012
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And now everyone's going to start posting about...
Jun 1st
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Emily watches part of a weird movie on Netflix called “Good Dick” then she takes a break, gets some lemonade. She’ll go back and finish that movie later. She’s sad that she finished her friends with benefits sitcom and she’s also really angsty  so now she’s going to watch No Strings Attached again because for some reason that’s her go-to romantic...
Jun 1st
Um why would SYTYCD start on a Thursday
and then continue on Wednesdays I DIDN’T FUCKING KNOW THIS THE EPISODES ON THE WEBSITE WON’T WORK I am not happy.
Jun 1st
May 2012
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“By not trying to [top it]. By being smaller. More personal, more painful. By...”
– Joss Whedon on what he would do if he were to direct the sequel to The Avengers  (via emilyisobsessed)
May 31st
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Ok.
I have to bake something tonight. I seriously have to. Also I have a lot of angst right now. Just…..angst.
May 31st
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May 31st
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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
May 31st
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May 31st
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
May 31st
rural-juror: here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe Reblogging because this is Abby
May 31st
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May 31st
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THIS STUPID SHOW ON NETFLIX
I LOVE IT SO MUCH
May 31st
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May 31st
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Maybe we got a little too excited
Maybe it’s never too late
May 31st
Just to lay this out again so it's completely...
erubescens: Emily is awesome because she has 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,017 points. Douchebag of an asshole sucks butt because he has - 3,623,984,593,876,436 points. God I love my friends
May 31st
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how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
May 31st
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“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
May 30th
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My sweater shorts came in the mail
and they are perfection
May 30th
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“I’m an emotional person—I feel things, and I need to be able to get upset and to...”
– Felicity (via wrists)
May 30th
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“I watched the Reichenbach Fall a few days beforehand … And we all just thought...”
– Steven Moffat (x)
May 30th
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“If you see a fairy ring In a field of grass, Very lightly step around, Tiptoe...”
– William Shakespeare (via shawofdestiny)
May 30th
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May 30th
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Oh no I'm the narrator
May 30th
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I'm watching a show on Netflix called Friends with...
because it seems like a good idea
May 30th
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Whenever I'm slightly upset I like to drive.
It really helps me for some reason. I don’t know. And I always end up driving pointless places. Like Walmart. Or a gas station nowhere near my house.
May 30th
May 29th
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Once I was having a hard time with this paper.
And my best friend Elizabeth made things better. “I AM HERE. EMILY YOU ARE AWESOME. YOU WRITE THAT FUCKING PAPER. THAT PAPER IS YOUR BITCH. AND BITCHES AINT SHIT, SO THEY NEED TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN. GO HOME, PAPER. YOU ARE EMILY’S BITCH. AND YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE FUCKED IN THE ASS BY EMILY.” And I just found it again and it made me happy.
May 29th
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I am officially teaching ballet this summer.
Like for money and stuff. Like, this is my first real job. I mean, I hope I’m qualified enough. I’ll be teaching children. But not too young. Like old enough that if I yell they listen to me. Which is nice. I’ve been dancing for a long time and I have a lot of experience in other things like theater and I’ve been at Dancers Studio for two years now and I’ve gained...
May 29th
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Leave me alone.
It’s not my job to cheer you up anymore. I’m sorry you’re unhappy there.  You had a pretty good time a while back convincing me how happy you are without me. So I don’t want to fucking hear it.
May 29th
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So I actually feel stupid
when I think about my past relationships…. rather than sad. Um is that better?
May 29th
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May 29th
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guildedclassic replied to your post: guildedclassic replied to your post: My mom and I… Because my immune system says, “Oi, Why you no be sick in long time? Ok we fix.” BAM weird coughing up mucus can’t breathe shit. NO FUN. EWWWW. Well you need to get better soon because we need to have lots of girls nights before you go off to your job.
May 29th
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No, wrong boy
go away
May 29th
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